Voodoo Doughnuts, Triple Chocolate Penetration

Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:34:29 pm by Dustin
Filed under Dealing with People, Fun, General, Health, a little about life

This last Saturday I was downtown P-town getting my groove on when we all decided to run over to Voodoo Doughnuts. This is a shop which specifically only makes doughnuts. So what you say? Well this place has the most random styles ever. I had never been but luckily I saw Roo there, randomly, and he guided me in the correct direction.

One of Roo’s suggestions was the Triple Penetration. Having never tried a TP, I was a bit curious 1) how that would physically work and 2) what was involved in such an experiment. I tried it.

At first glance, I was not impressed. I was handed a typical chocolate doughnut only 3″ in diameter. I was thinking, ‘Man, I could handle that’. That was just one of the penetrations though. It also had chocolate glaze and Coco Puffs on top – I guess for pleasure?

I took my first bite and thought, ok not too bad, tastes like chocolate but I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I continued to eat still not super impressed with the chocolate performance. The old adage of ‘once you go black’ did not seem to hold. I finished up the doughnut with ease and wondered when it was going to stop being lame.

About six steps later, I said out loud, ‘My throat is parched.’ And here was the kicker, I proceeded to need nourishment for many more blocks as I walked to my car since this devil of a doughnut took every ounce of moisture out of my loins. I felt used, betrayed, and worst of all I did not get to cuddle afterward. The TP had done me in.